Tori Spelling

If I were the unproud parent of Ms.Spelling, I'd flat out deny it.

I'd sooner lay claim to a Ginger Kid. I know that is a terribly harsh reference, but just LOOK at her! The bitch looks like a freaking horse sired tranny.

Her marriage probably fell apart because her husband didn't clue in as to why she insisted on watching the movie, The Crying Game, on the night of their Honeymoon.

ACADEMY AWARDS:
And the winner is...not you

This award show is pointless.

Why do people waste their valuable time watching millionaires get additional kudos?

It's like giving Saddam Hussein a Dictator of the Year nod.

Do we benefit from winning an Oscar? Absolutely not. Well, that's not totally true. Those fortunate enough to have placed a bet on the nominees whose names were called might've been adequately monetarily rewarded.

If anything, we all suffer from this celebration of excessiveness. Oh, and I have proof to back up my claim. Halle Berry participated in the film Catwoman. Charlize Theron made Aeon Flux happen (the DVD release ought to have been renamed Aeon Sux). Gwenneth Paltrow came out with a score of cinematic blunders. What's next? Hilary Swank in Karate Kid 6: The Brazillian Wax On Wax Off ? Right now some Hollwood producer reading this is and going, "Hmm..."

At the Oscars, each star received a "goodie bag" that contained over a $100,000 worth of merchandise. Apparently, it's not enough for top celebrities to earn more in three months than the average Joe can in a lifetime. They have to be pampered and catered to their every petty need and ridiculous whim. Even though all the actors were more than capable of clothing themselves, designers and jewlers felt the need to loan them their wares for FREE.

Fine members of the police force, fire department, and soldiers who put their lives on the line for the selfless gain of others don't expect an opulent award ceremony in their honor. But, for some unfathomable reason, those involved with Hollywood insist they deserve to be honored. My question then is, "Why?"