QUESTIONS

Boring questions have a tendency to give me temporary A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disord- Hey look, a butterfly! ).

CURLING

I don't consider curling to be a sport. Is curling something you need to get in shape for? No. Can young and old compete at a professional level? Yes. Is curling more exciting to watch than paint drying? No. Essentially, the "sport" of curling is nothing more than a glorified adult version of marbles.

RELATED?

Drew and Scott Peterson. Both say that they are innocent. Drew is under investigation for the murder of his wives, and Scott has been convicted of killing his wife and unborn child.

Scott Peterson's wife was named Laci. Drew Peterson's most recent wife was named Stacy. Drew and Stacy have a daughter together named Lacy. Do the coincidences stop there?

DEMOCRACY?

What business does the U.S. have to go and promote "democracy" in Iraq and Afghanistan if they won't even allow Presidential candidate, Ron Paul, to participate in televised Republican debates?

2008 U.S. ELECTIONS

I wonder if Monica Lewinski is going to vote for Hillary Clinton?

FITNESS

If you're unable to tie your shoes without your breathing being altered, you're over weight...fatty.