THE BRILLIANCE OF CHINA

I believe that China's master plan to leap frog over the United States in hopes of becoming the most powerful country IN THE WORLD was partially foiled when U.S. inspectors discovered excessive lead content in the toys China was making for American children.

I think the Chinese knew exactly what they were doing when covering toddler toys with toxic levels of lead based paint. It was China's goal to introduce enough lead laced toys, so that American babies couldn't help but grow up with below average I.Q.'s. The People's Republic of China was doing all this in hopes that the next generation of the United States would look a lot like the plot of Mike Judge's movie, Idiocracy.

Nice try, China. You almost came up with the perfect crime. You just about got away with it...or have you already?