I HATE CIGARETTE SMOKE

Cigarette smoke stinks, hurts my throat, puts me at risk for lung cancer, plus it pollutes our environment with the smoke exhalation and unbiodegradable cigarette butts. But I have a solution to eliminate it ONCE and FOR ALL!

I would first invest heavily in Starbucks stock, and then splice a high yielding nicotine producing plant with that of a cocoa bean plant. And then voila! I effectively eliminate the need for people to light up by creating a means for consumers to drink their daily caffeine fix, while catering to their nicotine addiction at the same time.

People in the tobacco industry would despise me, but I would find solace in the significant, rapid growth of my off shore bank accounts. MU-WHA-HA-HA-HA!!!